(Source: a-dolf-in)


porndirector:

When I get hit on


cyberlocc:

never come for grandma

worksexlieslove

(Source: duragdaddy)

yelyahwilliams:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

wowwwwww

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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(Source: mustardhamsters)


worksexlieslove:

DRAG HAAAAA!

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas)

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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(Source: transdroid)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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